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Chocolate Jesus

  • 259 Pages
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Berkley Books , New York
Chocolate industry -- Fiction., Cults -- Fiction., California, Southern -- Fic

Places

California, Sou

StatementStephan Jaramillo.
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPS3560.A5366 C48 1998
The Physical Object
Pagination259 p. ;
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL476854M
ISBN 100425163091
LC Control Number98202424
OCLC/WorldCa39072832

Inauthor Stephen Jaramillo, published his fiction book Chocolate Jesus on Berkley Books. The plot revolves around Sydney Corbet, selling his idea for a chocolate Jesus to a candy company to pay off a gambling debt, but then is forced to reckon with stiff opposition and a.

Sydney Corbet, who is a so-called "JFK Assassination expert," comes up with the idea of marketing a Chocolate Jesus which Bea's Candies is delighted to produce, although Corbet, Mrs. Bea, and her son Wilbur all have different reasons for the venture.

Stephan, keep writing these books. One person found this helpful/5(5). As a student of the Bible, and lifelong reader of philosophical tomes, I didn't expect there would be much new to learn Chocolate Jesus book 'Chocolate Jesus', but I was pleasantly mistaken.

This book is full of brilliant insights, written in the vernacular, that have the power to dismantle the best arguments of the most eloquent of Christian apologists/5(56). Chocolate Jesus Lyrics: Don't go to church on Sunday / Don't get on my knees to pray / Don't memorize the books of the Bible / I got my own special way / But I know Jesus.

General CommentI've heard Tom tell the story about Chocolate Jesus book Testamints, but he also says that the chocolate Jesus was a real piece of Easter candy given to him by his father in law, and he thought it was just kind of odd and wrote a song about it. By the way, the reference to the old Chocolate Jesus book Zabba candy bar is a little nod to one of his musical idols, Don "Captain Beefheart" Van Vliet, who also wrote 4/5(5).

Chocolate Jesus is the name of a novel by Stephen Jaramillo, published in by Berkley Books. Don't memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way. I know Jesus loves me, maybe just a little bit more.

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I fall to my knees every Sunday at Zerelda Lee's candy store. Well it's got to be a Chocolate Jesus, makes me feel good inside. Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, to keep me satisfied.

Well I don't want no Abba Zabba, don't want no. Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way But I know Jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall out on my knees every Sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied Well I don't want no Abba Zabba Don't want no Almond Joy.

Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way But I know Jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall on my knees every Sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied Well I don't want no Abba Zaba Don't want no Almond Joy.

Am Am Dm Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, make me feel so good inside Dm Am E Am Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, keep me satisfied. Am Am Dm Don't want no Abba Zabba, don't want no Almond Joy Dm Am E There ain't nothin' better, suitable for this boy Am Am Well it's the only thing that can pick me up Am Dm Better than a cup of gold Dm Am E Am See only a Chocolate Jesus, can satisfy my soul.

Sydney Corbet, who is a so-called "JFK Assassination expert," comes up with the idea of marketing a Chocolate Jesus which Bea's Candies is delighted to produce, although Corbet, Mrs. Bea, and her son Wilbur all have different reasons for the venture.

Stephan, keep writing these books. One person found this helpful 0 Comment Report abuse/5. Chocolate Jesus is a delicious comedy of errors that takes chance meetings of the fortunate and misfortunate and turns them into an outrageous narrative rife with misunderstandings and schemes.

Outsized egos and self-absorption keep the story people from really knowing each other and from striving for a greater understanding. Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus. Chocolate Jesus [Jaramillo, Stephan] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers.

Chocolate Jesus/5(5). Together, the two manage to sell Wilbur Bea, debauched heir to a candy fortune, on an idea to market a chocolate Jesus.

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Peripheral characters include a vegan preacher, a Mexican immigrant smugly. "Chocolate Jesus", by Tom Waits Lyrics: Dont go to church on Sunday Dont get on my knees to pray Dont memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way But I know Jesus. Book Accessories Children's Books Art & Photography Books There are chocolate jesus for sale on Etsy, and they cost $ on average.

The most common chocolate jesus material is ceramic. The most popular color. You guessed it. Summary: A comedy on an almost bankrupt chocolate maker who attempts to reverse his fortunes with a line called Chocolate Jesus. The scheme draws fire from a group opposed to excess calories and using Christ's name in vain.

About Chocolate Jesus. For song by Tom Waits, see the Tom Waits' album Mule VariationsChocolate Jesus is the common name of a chocolate sculpture by Richard Manderson in who called it Trans-substantiation 2, by George Heslop in who called his work Jesus on the Cross and a third one by Cosimo Cavallaro in he called My Sweet Lord.

"What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus?" is a funny, skeptical, but authentic exploration of the Christian history they don’t teach in Sunday school. It finds humor, irony, and occasional insight amid the inconsistencies, absurdities, hypocrisies, and flat out weirdness that too often passes for eternal truth/5.

The Chocolate Sauce Lesson. Consider sin. Jesus was nailed to a cross because of it. Nails. Right through His hands or wrists. Right where you have that chocolate sauce. Sin is sticky. It stinks.

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It is dark and doesn’t enjoy being illuminated. Sin spreads. Not only will sin spread in your life, but it will affect those you care about the most.

"Pleasure is not a luxury, it's a profound psychological need." - N Branden. In life there are few things as pleasurable as snuggling up to the promise of a good book with chocolate and a.

See only a chocolate Jesus Can satisfy my soul (solo) When the weather gets rough And its whiskey in the shade Its best to wrap your savior Up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy But thats ok Pour him over ice cream For a nice parfait Well its got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me.

What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus. is the funny and skeptical, yet genuine, exploration of the Christian history they don't teach in Sunday school. It finds humor, irony, and occasional insight amid the inconsistencies, absurdities, hypocrisies, and flat-out weirdness that too often passes for eternal truth.

沖縄北谷にあるアパレルショップです。rip n dip日本正規代理店。. America has commoditized religion (hence, chocolate Jesus wrapped in cellophane) - it has been monetized (sold at "candy store"), exploited (melted and poured over ice cream), and, most importantly, disconnected from its origins (don't get down on my knees to pray memorize books of bible got my own special way).

Christianity is used and abused (makes the chocolate eater happy and is good. Watch the video for Chocolate Jesus from Beth Hart & Joe Bonamassa's Chocolate Jesus for free, and see the artwork, lyrics and similar artists.

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Last updated on Chocolat is a novel by Joanne tells the story of Vianne Rocher, a young single mother, who arrives in the French village of Lansquenet-sous-Tannes at the beginning of Lent with her six-year-old daughter, Anouk. Vianne has arrived to open a chocolaterie—La Céleste Praline—which is on the square opposite the church.

During the traditional season of fasting and self-denial. The idea of a gilded chocolate Jesus is slightly ridiculous in and of itself, but Bond Street Chocolate seems to have taken the idea of the Savior’s resurrection a little bit too seriously: the face of cocoa Jesus is gaunt and skull-like, resembling a Halloween decoration more than a cheery Easter candy.

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